Who’d have thought it?
Kim Kardashian on a PACE post !
Well she’s got her celebrity uses…in this case that awkward big flat we keep encountering. You know the one with the massive rear end.
The one that just keeps getting in the way , everywhere you look ?
We need to manage that “flat” ego – big style !
Maybe our tree huggers will get to grips with this dramatic situation and move her back out the limelight , to give others a place on their stage !
We can but hips , I mean …. We can but hope !
Not saying I don’t admire her staying power. Ms. Kardashian , like our show , is mass appeal entertainment that just keeps getting bigger , stronger, more celebrated every year .
We need to take a leaf out of ” kimmy’s ” book and milk stage time for all its worth .
Invite the audience into our home and let them see how our crazy world works too. The kind of cookie families we’ve concocted around each other. The wilder ones who seem , a bit bizarre , but are actually really sweet when you get to know how they tick … ( The I am fairy powerful amongst us …)
And the daily routine …the ” omg ” conversation we create …Oh Mhairi Gilbertisms that is , not Kim’s crews stock ” go to ” dialogue !!
Glisse , Releve , Fondu ….ooo la la !
Okay , so I’m maybe being a tiny bit “mean girl” about this ” celebrity ”
She can teach us a few things and I suppose perfect make up for her audience is one.
But let’s take ” make up ” as a wider drama term. Less bronzer and more good foundation !
The kind of better foundation that lasts , under all kinds of lighted pressure . The knowledge that the better you apply yourself to making sure you know your steps , the better chance you’ll have of layering on top all the ingredients that make. Prettier show .
I’m a natural beauty advocate myself , but if you like make up , I guess you’ll look at Kim and think – wow …she got it going on …
She takes time to. Make it look right , she’s rarely seen , not fully aware of the impression she’s leaving of wanting to make in others eyes – she creates drama in a more laid back serene presence , that like it or not , photographs well
And our lesson to take for panto
Foundation – knowing the moves and how to do them well
Blush – subtle touches to your perfomance that add shine. And a rosier stage glow
Highlighter – the light touch on stage that catches the imagination of the audience as you perform
Concealer – the help you ask of others , to mask litlle things you are not quite sure of , the cover that is provided by smoother players who skip over dodgy stage patches , to give a sleeker outcome to your stage play
Pressed powder – the Matt(er) of fact delivery that you need to seal the audiences understanding. The precision , perfection and passion on top .
Eye shadow – the dramatic finish
Eye pencil – the closer definition
Eye brow pencil – the thing that makes you “Crystal” clear!
Mascara – the swish and swirl of lengthening creative potential
Lipstick – the red passion of classier drama
Lip liner – your contained performance energy , so you don’t go OTT
Lip gloss – your unique , unmistakable plumped WOW-FACTOR
Perfume – Eau de SO Your Style !
Looking good out there mes AMIS , thank Kim ! you read this in time …
Now where’s that Panto Kit bag !
But(s) away …we’ve a panto to save !!!